I'm the laziest human being you will ever meet. I like eating, sleeping, and pretty girls. Sometimes I like eating pretty girls.
FAVORITE FACES: Stoya
“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas.”
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Stoya

Does anyone else miss Stoya’s blue hair?

Interviewer: Did you care about being popular in High School?
(via stoyagifs)



Stoya + lip biting = instant unf
