I'm the laziest human being you will ever meet. I like eating, sleeping, and pretty girls. Sometimes I like eating pretty girls.

(via kinneys-deactivated20111223-dea)









Dedicated to Horny Anon who wanted me to post something they could “touch themselves to” lol. Will Stoya and Sasha Grey suffice, Horny Anon?


When are Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde going to make a movie together?
Make it fucking happen Hollywood!
Seriously, what else are you doing at the moment? Nine more Cinderella stories? How fucking original…
I don’t know why I made this.
Yes I do.

These two were always my Roswell OTP.

Unf, wet Penn. Amber Heard isn’t too bad either.

“I don’t regret it, you know, kissing you.”
- from the upcoming movie The Tourist
Love him. Love her. Can’t wait for this movie.
(via simplyjolie)

Jenna Jameson and Brittany Andrews staying classy and doing it in the restaurant bathroom.

Yeah Gia, GET IT GIRL.
Love how the blonde was jealous Gia had the attention of all the men, but who Gia really wanted was her.
