I'm the laziest human being you will ever meet. I like eating, sleeping, and pretty girls. Sometimes I like eating pretty girls.
FAVORITE FACES: Stoya
“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas.”
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Stoya

Does anyone else miss Stoya’s blue hair?



Stoya + lip biting = instant unf


Dedicated to Horny Anon who wanted me to post something they could “touch themselves to” lol. Will Stoya and Sasha Grey suffice, Horny Anon?

Jesse Jane being all cute.